Player: hi
Talphion: HIHOOOO Player! <waves his hands>
Player: gods
Talphion: GODS, WHO NEEDS GODS, WHEN WE CAN BUILD THE CORRECT MACHINE FOR EVERY OCCASION?
Player: job
Talphion: WHERE SHOULD I HOP?
Player: name
Talphion: I HAVE NO TIME FOR A GAME!
Player: quest
Talphion: BRING ME THE SCREWDRIVER OF KURIK AND I WILL REWARD YOU WITH A STEAMPOWERED SPIKESWORD!
Player: Tibia
Talphion: CAN'T TELL MUCH ABOUT IT. SELDOM GET OUT HERE, I AM A BUSY DWARF.
Player: time
Talphion: ONE DAY I WILL CREATE A CLOCK FOR THE COLOSSUS
Player: life
Talphion: WHAT HIVE?
Player: elves
Talphion: NO. I DON'T NEED ANY SHELVES!
Player: monsters
Talphion: I COULDN'T CARE LESS ABOUT THEM.
Player: Excalibug
Talphion: OLD FASHIONED BUTTERKNIFE! IF THEY LET ME, I WOULD CREATE WEAPONS THAT LEVEL ENTIRE CITIES!
Player: Ferumbras
Talphion: I BET I COULD BUILD A MACHINE TO SHRED HIM INTO PIECES!
Player: Kazordoon
Talphion: WHAT?
Player: The Big Old One
Talphion: THIS IS THE NAME OF THIS MOUNTAIN!
Player: Bezilor Nezil
Talphion: BEZIL AND NEZIL ARE RUNNING A SHOP.
Player: Duria
Talphion: KNIGHTS DO NOT HAVE THE BRAIN TO EVEN UNDERSTAND WHAT WE ARE OFFERING THEM.
Player: Etzel
Talphion: WHO NEEDS MAGIC? PAH!
Player: Jimbin
Talphion: HIS BREWERY SAVED OUR DAY MORE THEN ONCE IN MANY WAYS.
Player: Kroox
Talphion: WE COULD TEACH HIM MUCH IF HE LISTENED.
Player: Maryza
Talphion: LOVELY, BUT PREDJUDICED AS MOST DWARFS ARE.
Player: Uzgod
Talphion: WE COULD MAKE FOR HIM MACHINES TO DO HIS WORK IN HALF THE TIME I BET.
Player: Emperor' or Kruzak
Talphion: AT LEAST HES SMART ENOUGH TO LEAVE US ALONE, SO THERES HOPE FOR HIM.
Player: Durin
Talphion: I AM SURE HE WOULD BE SMART ENOUGH TO SEE THE CHANCES WE PROVIDE FOR DWARFENHOOD.
Player: offering
Talphion: YES, THE MOST SOPHISTICATED ITEMS THEY BUY ARE CROSSBOWS.
Player: crossbow
Talphion: DO YOU WANT TO BUY A CROSSBOW FOR 1150 GOLD?
Player: no
Talphion: PERHAPS NEXT TIME.
Player: fire
Talphion: NICE RESOURCE FOR OUR MACHINES, BUT NO NEED TO MAKE A BIG DEAL ABOUT IT, JAWOLL!
Player: earth
Talphion: SORRY, BUT JUST DUST AND MUD TO ME.
Player: geomancers
Talphion: OLD FOOLS, TO MUCH CONCERNED ABOUT TRADITION.
Player: technomancers
Talphion: WE ARE THE FUTURE. WE WILL BECOME A MAJOR POWER IN DWARFEN SOCIETY SOON! THEY WILL SEE, THEY WILL ALL SEE! <chuckles and rolls his eyes>
Player: pyromancers
Talphion: OLD FOOLS, TO MUCH CONCERNED ABOUT TRADITION.
Player: bye
Talphion: YEAH, GO AWAY!
