Nostalgia Graveyard

The Nostalgia Graveyard can be found here on 2017's incarnation of Nostalgia, and here on its 2012 version. The graves are adorned with flowers, and as in many other graveyards, the texts on the stones are meant humorously.
Inscriptions
Grave 1
You see a gravestone.
You read: Chipsoft rest in peace.
Grave 2
You see a gravestone.
You read: Get off, you are blocking my view!
Grave 3
You see a gravestone.
You read: Here lies Sunny. I apologise for not rising to salute you.
Grave 4
You see a gravestone.
You read: If you can read this text you are standing right in front of my grave.
Grave 5
You see a gravestone.
You read: Here lies a wise guy. Finally where everybody wanted him to be.
Grave 6
You see a gravestone.
You read: Level 9999
Grave 7
You see a gravestone.
You read: Due to unexpected events, not everything may have worked out for you as intended. You have our sympathies.
Grave 8
You see a gravestone.
You read: In memory of all the features that never made it.
Grave 9
You see a gravestone.
You read: This is not the grave you are looking for.
Grave 10
You see a gravestone.
You read: Reserve your last resting place today! Search for Sly Broker, estate agent on tour.
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