Herbert

Herbert

Where to find them

Trade

Buys0

Nothing on offer.

Notes

He says he'd rather be an actor.
Part of The Thieves Guild Quest, mission 6.

The mail system

Player: depot
Herbert: Each major city has at least one depot. Just step in front of one of the lockers and you can store items inside. Your mail will also arrive there. It doesn't matter which depot you stored it in - you can retrieve all your items from any depot in any city!
Player: sell / offer
Herbert: I sell parcels and letters. Ask me for a trade if you're interested. I can also explain how the mail system works.
Player: help / mail
Herbert: With our mail system you can send letters and parcels to other Tibians. I can either explain how letters and parcels work or sell them to you if you ask me for a trade.
Player: letter
Herbert: If you want to buy a letter, ask me for a trade. Or do you want me to explain how letters work?
Player: yes / explain
Herbert: With a letter you can send a message to another Tibian's depot. If you want to send it to 'Ben' in Thais, use the letter - so that a form opens - and write 'Ben' in the first line. Write your message below that. ...
Herbert: Then drag your letter on one of the blue mailboxes here to send it.
Player: parcel
Herbert: If you want to buy a parcel, ask me for a trade. Or do you want me to explain how parcels work?
Player: yes / explain
Herbert: In a parcel you can send items to another Tibian's depot. Put your items into the parcel and also place a completed label with the name of the receiver inside. Then drag your parcel on one of the blue mailboxes here to send it.
Player: label
Herbert: If you want to buy a label, ask me for a trade. Or do you want me to explain how labels work?
Player: explain
Herbert: Including a label in your parcel is important. Imagine you want to send it to 'Ben' in Thais. Use the label - so that a form opens - and write 'Ben' in the first line. Check the spelling and put it in your parcel! ...
Herbert: Then drag your parcel on one of the blue mailboxes here to send it.
Player: receiver
Herbert: Well, the receiver - or addressee - is the person you want to send mail to. Always make sure to enter his or her name correctly.
Player: box
Herbert: Drag and drop a letter or a parcel on the blue mailbox to send it. However, you need to include the name of the receiver. If the sending fails, you most likely made a mistake.
Player: mistake
Herbert: Common mistakes are typos in the name of the receiver. The name of the receiver must be in the first line and entered correctly for the parcel to reach the desired destination.

Herbert

Transcripts

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Playerhi
HerbertAt last! The audience arrives!
Playeraudience / job
HerbertIn these dark days of misery I must waste my talent by working as a humble postman. And yet, how lucky am I whose blessing by the muse has proved so rich and so profuse! ...
HerbertFor you should know, my friend, that I am poet at heart and that acting is my art. As true as day follows night I will rise into the light of fame and glory.
Playercult
HerbertA cult? Oh dear. You would not think to which extremes my admirers would go in their worship.
Playervoodoo
HerbertWicked, wicked witchery! The very mention of this evil art strikes terror into those who are faint of heart.
Playerking
HerbertIf only his majesty's eyes would rest me on the stage, if only he saw me once! How could he not see the greatness of my art if he saw me act my part?
Playergovernor
HerbertIf ignorance were a virtue he'd deserve his station in life, for he is a dimwit and so is his wife.
Playersugar
HerbertDelicious morsel, so sweet and so tempting to the tongue! So sweet is your taste, and yet so bitter the lot of those who toil on the plantations.
Playerplantations
HerbertOh, the plantations, where so few earn so much and so many so little! Are they not a fitting mirror of this cruel world.
Playerrum
HerbertCurious is this liquor, whom many have called divine, for it turns some into angels and others into swine.
Playerpirates
HerbertHar, Har! Shiver me timbers, ya filthy landlubberrr! Weigh anchorrr! Man the cannons! Err ... I'm still working on that part, you know.
Playerquaras
HerbertAh, the scourge of the Southern Seas! Surely these accursed creatures have been created by a vengeful god who looked with hate and envy on our noble race!
PlayerExcalibug
HerbertWhy should you seek mere metal when the pen is mightier than the blade, and so is love? Fool! Be a lover, be a poet if you must, but never raise a blade unless your cause is just.
PlayerCarlin
HerbertCarlin! Oh Carlin, my love! Noble jewel of the north, it is you that I crave, for only among your people can I stop being a slave! ...
HerbertOne day I will come to you, fair Carlin. Bid this humble traveller welcome, lift this humble star into the sky of greatness!
PlayerVenore
HerbertHow could I hate you, Venore, the place where I grew up and so did my father before. But I shall ne'er go back to you, for your people are smug and their minds are small. ...
HerbertOne day they will weep for their prodigal son, but then I won't mind for I will be gone.
PlayerThais
HerbertI mourn you, Thais, for you are no longer the shiny diamond that inspired a sense of purpose and pride in us all. ...
HerbertRather than building a temple for the muses your people chose to build an arena, where blood is shed and animals are slaughtered for sport. Oh Thais, how deep have you fallen!
PlayerFerumbras
HerbertIs he real? Or is he a mere story, a tale told by weary parents by the fireside to put fear into their unruly children's hearts? ...
HerbertBut no! No! He is real, I tell you, he is real, for I can feel the icy clasp of his will of steel even while I am standing here. Who will be there to stop him if he stirs again, I ask of you?
PlayerLiberty Bay
HerbertThis dreary place, though paradise to some, is hell and exile to me! My talent is shipwrecked on these sunny shores, my art a prisoner of the oafish horde. ...
HerbertOh Carlin! Carlin! Queen of the arts and sister of the muse! Only in your kind bosom would I be safe from ignorance and from abuse!
PlayerEleonore
HerbertEleonore, sweet Eleonore, how your heart races when we're close. I pity you for your futile struggle with your passion, for who could hope to win a war like this? And yet, dear Eleonore, your fight is futile, for my heart is betrothed forever to my art.
PlayerCharlotta
HerbertFie, that scary hag! She has been living in the shantytown forever like some tenacious weed.
PlayerExplorer Society
HerbertI suppose there are those who like to spend their time digging through dirt and through lime. Boring stuff, if you want my opinion.
PlayerChondur
HerbertOf this name there is none in my book. If you don't believe me take a look!
PlayerWyrmslicer
HerbertAh! The brave admiral has the makings of a true hero! I am planning on making him the hero of a history play, you know? Oh, he has to die first, of course.
PlayerBertram
HerbertOh for a guy he's overly romantic. He has a crush on women in uniforms.
PlayerChantalle
HerbertAh, she is overly romantic. She does love guys in uniforms, but I'm not important enough for her, hmpf ...
HerbertAlso, she's quite busy and doesn't show up here very often. I still have a letter here for her that she never picked up.
PlayerTheodore Loveless
HerbertOh the miser! Loveless is he called, and has there ever been a name more fitting to a mortal man? For he loves his money and else he loves none, and he himself is hated by everyone.
PlayerIsolde
HerbertFair like a sunrise in spring she is, yet graceful like a piece of dust floating in silky moonlight. And yet, poor Tristan, who knows? Thorns of poison may grow on this rose.
PlayerTristan
HerbertTristan, oh Tristan, you are lost! Fair Isolde took your heart, but did she give you hers? Ah, what cruel arithmetics is love unfulfilled, when it leaves some with all and others with nothing!
PlayerRaymond Striker
HerbertI must admit he is something of a character, but his pirate impression lacks style.
Playerbye
HerbertThank you! Thank you! Sorry, no autographs today!
The mail system
Playerdepot
HerbertEach major city has at least one depot. Just step in front of one of the lockers and you can store items inside. Your mail will also arrive there. It doesn't matter which depot you stored it in - you can retrieve all your items from any depot in any city!
Playersell / offer
HerbertI sell parcels and letters. Ask me for a trade if you're interested. I can also explain how the mail system works.
Playerhelp / mail
HerbertWith our mail system you can send letters and parcels to other Tibians. I can either explain how letters and parcels work or sell them to you if you ask me for a trade.
Playerletter
HerbertIf you want to buy a letter, ask me for a trade. Or do you want me to explain how letters work?
Playeryes / explain
HerbertWith a letter you can send a message to another Tibian's depot. If you want to send it to 'Ben' in Thais, use the letter - so that a form opens - and write 'Ben' in the first line. Write your message below that. ...
HerbertThen drag your letter on one of the blue mailboxes here to send it.
Playerparcel
HerbertIf you want to buy a parcel, ask me for a trade. Or do you want me to explain how parcels work?
Playeryes / explain
HerbertIn a parcel you can send items to another Tibian's depot. Put your items into the parcel and also place a completed label with the name of the receiver inside. Then drag your parcel on one of the blue mailboxes here to send it.
Playerlabel
HerbertIf you want to buy a label, ask me for a trade. Or do you want me to explain how labels work?
Playerexplain
HerbertIncluding a label in your parcel is important. Imagine you want to send it to 'Ben' in Thais. Use the label - so that a form opens - and write 'Ben' in the first line. Check the spelling and put it in your parcel! ...
HerbertThen drag your parcel on one of the blue mailboxes here to send it.
Playerreceiver
HerbertWell, the receiver - or addressee - is the person you want to send mail to. Always make sure to enter his or her name correctly.
Playerbox
HerbertDrag and drop a letter or a parcel on the blue mailbox to send it. However, you need to include the name of the receiver. If the sending fails, you most likely made a mistake.
Playermistake
HerbertCommon mistakes are typos in the name of the receiver. The name of the receiver must be in the first line and entered correctly for the parcel to reach the desired destination.