Sane Mage
South of Stonehome
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Formerly known as the Mad Mage, he has now regained his sanity. Implemented with a small patch on October 15, 2013.
Transcripts
24 linesPlayerhi, hello
Sane Mage...er... hello? Yes...? Well, if... if you have any questions - I am not even here.
Playername
Sane MageI AM THE... I mean... I am - what is a mage, if he is not {mad}? If he isn't... raging? I am... I am just sane. A sane mage.
Playerjob
Sane MageWell I conduct experiments. Viscosity, consistency and overall elegance of {SLIME}. Fungus, I am currently working on a formula for the perfect {slime fungus}.
Sane MageNot... right now, though. I am currently... on {vacation}. {Vacation}, yes. All my experiments went wrong. WRONG. Everything. I tried everything but still.
Sane MageIt's always the same, the {fungus} grows, I am EXCITED and... well... WHAAAAAM! It just EXPLODES! It spreads, covers everything.
Sane MageAt least I have my trusty {servants} helping me to clean up. They do ALL the work. Removing ALL the {slime}. At least they're working as intended. I designed them, you know.
Sane MageHowever, sometimes people come and just... DESTROY them! Destroy my work!! Why? Do those people help me removing the slime instead? NO! Not at all.
Sane MageAll they do is ruining my experiments, my perfect testing conditions. It makes me just FURIOUS! And boy do I get FURIOUS, I tell you.
Playermad
Sane MageI am not mad... I- YES, that's the whole problem, isn't it? What's going on, what's happening to me? I don't even know anymore.
Playerslime, fungus
Sane MageMy experiments, my work - not at the moment, however. I'm on vacation. Trying to get away from it... it's all not right. Why... why am I doing this anyway.
Sane MageNO! I should not talk like that, I just... I shouldn't. That's not even ME. I... I used to be MAD. A MAD SCIENTIST! THE BEST! THE... the... WORST! A SUPERLATIVE! Ah, nevermind.
Playervacation
Sane MageYes, well... I'm taking a break. It will take some time. I don't know how long I just... I want to get away from all this for some time, that's it.
Playermission, quest
Sane MageSlime is my mission. Is there anything more important? There isn't. To me. Right now at least.
Playerhelp
Sane MageYou want to help me? HELP me? You? Who... who are you anyway? Ah nevermind.
Playerbye
Sane MageYes... then, goodbye.